July 2, 1981 · TAP
TAP Classified No. C6 - Classified Ads

Mostly routine reader classifieds — novelty and survival-publication ads, a personal from a European reader seeking pen pals — plus a tongue-in-cheek, over-the-top rant from a contributor accusing another writer of ripping off TAP’s copyrighted material, in the exaggerated house style typical of the newsletter’s editorial voice.
Classified
‘The TAP Classified Ad Sheet tu published wree time:
year, January 1st, May 1st, and September 1st, ana
service
to our renders. Deadline for all ads is ane month prior to the
publication data. All ads KIUST
be typed and camera ready.
‘Too cost
per sd per issue 1s $2. If you wish to preserve
your
anonymity, TAP Box mubers are available with the cost af
SKUNKS USE TELEPHONES?
(Bot even The Shadow knowst )
SOME PHONES DO SMELL LIKE IT, DON'T THEY? a
(M4 por ed por issue. This extra cost ts for the postage to mail
“you the replies to your ad. Payment must accompany all ada,
‘Address
all ad requests to: TAP, Room 603, 147
West 42nd St,
New York, N.Y, 19038.
Be sure to mention that for all orders of these publice-
tions paid in cash, if the buyer mentions TAP and pays
he/she pays
nearest dollar).
with cash (well-concealed in envelop
50% of our usual prices (rounded to
SQLD FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY
GAS
FO’ ALL!
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AND DIESEL FUEL?? SICK AND TIRED OF
BEING ROBBED AT THE PUMP EVERY TIME
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Is finally
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itustrates'
‘many photographs)
these
18 eye papping methods, appllcebie to ALL
MECHANICAL AND ELECTRONIC GAS AND
DIESEL PUMPS AND DISPENSERS.
One
method stops the registration (but not the fuel
flow) simply by placl
magnet on the outs!
+ methods require
a few simp!
ISONLYS16, ORDERTODAM
This “new, copyrighted publication is so
extremely controversial that we cannot guaren
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do not asll, trade, tend, lease or give away our
mailing tists, Pay $2 extra
for Insured mall of
thisand
the rest of your ordar. Free brochure of
‘our dozens 6f other survival publications sent
with order (otherwise $1).
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PQ. Drawer 537, Alamogordo, NM 88310
SHOPLIFT
SHOPLIFTH 1s finally hero!! The
subject is
‘addressed in full. Many mathods are
in detail,
{nciding tho modifcain of Univeral Product Codes, ear
‘the truth about shoplifting - how it's dono and tho business
‘community lies and covorups regarding shopliting.ONLY
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NO.6
azyes - 1981
HOWELAB Box 73-T Folly Beach
so 29h99
1 LIKE VISITORS
If you come to Germany, come
to me some days or weeks.
I'm 29, male, Znarcho and
Computerphreak (Ferguson CP/M,
OSI C1PMF to C30EM, PET 4032...)
If you don't come to me, write a letter
or send a Floppy (I don't like Pettapes
or KCS). Maybe, i answer sometime
later, Maybe, i
you this year or
next or not. There are other subscribers
in Europe?
Pleasewrite to BOX CUBIC c/o TAP
10% OFF TO TAP SUBSCRIBERS!
BEAT THE GAS PUMP
ond rire beck
ot BIG OIL!
18 ways of getting fel
FREE or at greatly reduced
cost,
22 photon,
line drawings,
pos
Wien br former
Big O1
"325.00 each
DEALERS WANTED!
Lat $1.00 (rofundeble)
TECH-GROUP
Box 3125
Pasadena, CA 91103
Tom’s no 800d !
WANTED: DEAD or ALIVE, preferably DEAD
Mark A Landis
This ad and similar ads have appeared in “Soldter of-
Fortune and possibly elsewhere, He is guilty of ripping off
‘TAPS copyrighted material
and charging FAR MORE than our
reasonable price, Tom has failed ‘2 do anything about him,
so I_ask SF TAPpers: Beat the shit out of him, cripple him
for life, or waste him, Then we'll talk.
I will not write any more for TAP until he is put out
Telephone
News.
7315 Wisconsin Avenue
of business, one way or another.
stm Phetps
w ‘Suite 12008
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(301) 986-0666
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